Thank you for choosing Getaway

The Getaway Stagecoach Line is home to the Disney Vacation Club kiosk in the Magic Kingdom’s Frontierland. Like every great advertisement, this poster for the Stagecoach Line promises a marvelous trip with all the comforts, conveniences, and regard one could ask for when traveling through the West. However, like every responsible consumer it is best to read the fine print.

We will not accept responsibility for acts by highwaymen, savages, being broken down or any unforeseen conditions that may result in being delayed or not arriving to your destination. We cannot be expected to notify next of kin in the event of a catastrophic occurrence or unexpected fatality.

Thankfully, I don’t believe these same provisions are in the Disney Vacation Club contracts.