While staring out at the sea on our
first cruise last month, I began to daydream about the new ships coming to the
Disney Cruise Line fleet in the next couple of years and all that they could
bring to the cruising experience. The Oceaneer Clubs will likely be some of the
greatest things kids (and adults) have ever seen, the themes of the restaurants
will probably introduce more entertainment a la the newest offerings on the
Wonder and Magic, and the fine dining will likely be a step above what’s
currently the mark to beat in Remy. The possibilities and dreams are truly
endless, but there was one idea and dream I couldn’t shake, one that I even
considered before ever stepping aboard one of the ships, and that is to float
away with Disney’s marquee island experience, Trader Sam’s.
Now, let’s start by saying the adult
district of the Disney Fantasy offered up some terrific venues with which to
spend our time. They have something to offer for those guests that want a quiet
corner to sip a cocktail or two, those who would rather dance the night away,
or even the guests looking to watch the big game. There is truly something for
everyone, no matter what mood they’re in on a given day. This variety is
precisely what led me down the path to consider what could be added to the
current line-ups that would plus the experience and bring in some of magic
Disney is known for.
Since Trader Sam’s Enchanted Tiki Bar
opened in 2011 it has been a staple of the Disneyland experience. The watering
hole was so popular that an East Coast edition, Trader Sam’s Grog Grotto, was
unveiled in 2015 at the Polynesian Village in Walt Disney World. Both
incorporate classic Adventureland, tiki, and nautical elements, in addition to
be vaults for artifacts of every shape and size. Both have definite ties to the
Enchanted Tiki Room, or Tropical Serenade if you please, the Enchanted Tiki Bar
leans heavily on the Jungle Cruise while the Grog Grotto draws inspiration from
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. As Castaway Cay serves as the final resting place
of a Nautilus from the Magic Kingdom’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Submarine
Voyage, tilting a floating tiki shack aboard one of the new ships towards the
submarine adventure would make the most sense. Of course, you’d want to keep as
much of the Adventureland motif as you could as well.
The drink selection onboard any of the Disney
Cruise Line ships leans heavily in the direction of rum and tequila, with a smattering
of whisky and other fine liqueurs. This works perfectly with cocktail
selections from both Trader Sam venues. Both lounges also have a selection of
unique small plates that take bar food out of the dive and dress it up for a
night on the town. Food, save for midnight snacks set out for guests as if they
were Santa Claus, isn’t easy to find in the adult districts of the ships, but
it also isn’t entirely unheard. With Trader Sam’s cocktail and food concoctions
really working hand in hand with one another, any addition to a new ship would
have to have some sort of small plate menu. A plus to the onboard lounge
experience to be sure.
But what is it that everyone really
wants from their time at Trader Sam’s? Wonderful cast member interactions,
drinks that set off effects within the bar, and those delightful mugs to take
home. I’m certain over-the-top bartenders and servers could be found for a cruise
version of Trader Sam’s without much trouble, just as creating some unique
in-room effects, paired with some of the lounge’s staple gags. As for mugs,
this is where Trader Sam’s may rock the boat. Given that many of the mugs are
limited editions and that there is only so much space where merchandise and
collectibles can be stored onboard the ships, this could be a bit tricky. As it
currently sits many of the specialty items, such as popcorn buckets or
ornaments, run out within the first day or two of a sailing. I could foresee a
similar rush on mugs from Trader Sam’s, particularly if a mug is exclusive to
the cruise ships or to a particular sailing.
I’d love to see some of the high seas hijinks
that both Trader Sam’s locations are renowned for rub off on the fleet of
Disney Cruise Line ships. While it may not be feasible or a right fit to add a
tiki lounge into any of the current ships, with three new vessels on the
horizon, anything is possible. Especially when you’re dreaming big while
staring out at the big blue from your veranda!